Eric and I have started a Sunday-night tradition that, thankfully, will soon no longer be necessary. Kyiv is 10 hours ahead of Pacific Standard Time, which means that most baseball games start sometime in the middle of the night, our time. We love baseball, but not enough to roll out of bed at 5:30 a.m. to catch a game.
Most Sunday games, on the other hand, start at 12:35 p.m. PST. That’s 10:35 p.m. for us. That is a reasonable hour. So, on Sunday nights, we hunker down in my tiny office, log on (using dialup) and “watch” our Angels play on GameDay.
GameDay, if you’re not familiar with it, is an option on MLB.com that lets you follow the game in real time. What the viewer actually sees is a little drawing of a batter and the strike zone. When a pitch is thrown, a green, red or blue circle indicates where the pitch ended up. It’s somewhat like a cartoon, except that the batter never moves. Green circles are balls, red circles are strikes and blue circles are balls in play.
When a blue circle shows up, a quick-fingered person types, “In play, out(s) recorded,” “In play, no out recorded,” or “In play, run-scoring play.” All eyes shift an inch left, to the side of the screen where there’s a drawing of a diamond. A red circle indicates where the ball landed, and that quick-fingered someone types out what happened. Last night’s game included way too many explanations like this one: “Ichiro Suzuki reaches on force attempt, fielding error by pitcher Jeff Weaver. Jeremy Reed scores,” and “Dallas McPherson strikes out swinging.”
In fact, last night, it seemed like we only watched Seattle play. Every time the Angels were up to bat, they got smoked so swiftly that even the quick-fingered person couldn’t keep up with their fast-paced stinkage.
Let’s hope they’re just saving up all the wins for when we get home and can watch the actual batter swing the actual bat.